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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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mhm-bodymods:

7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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oh my…

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modifiedxcreature:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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malaloo

Pretty accurate.

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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xhopelyss:

what is sleep

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